iNviTeD cLemONs

i have the internet at my house! again!

stupid wine tastings

i hate old people and wish they’d all die.

stupid business meetings

that go on in my stupid local coffee shop. i wish all old people would go to hell.

these grammy commercials really piss me off

this song should have never been disgraced more so than it already had been with peter schilling’s 1995 remake of this song with like house-beats behind it all

and stephen colbert just called taylor swift “princess”

aaaaaaa omg omg omg omg

holy god

elton john and lady gaga are playing a double grand piano together.

they look like a pikachu

chinchillas

are so cute i just want to make a coat out of them.

its a bad thing

you know what i mean

being an artist

doesn’t mean you have to a self effacing drunk bitch